Listen very carefully, I will say this only once. "Good moaning. You stupid woman. Ze flashing knobs. I was just hanging up the knockwurst when I remembered all the happy times we had in 'ere. Yes, it's 'Allo 'Allo! and it is coming back."
Rene and his wife have stashed a priceless portrait in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding.
Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the chaos.
Meanwhile, news that the Fuhrer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the cafe.
Rene summons all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life.